Once a moderately jolly wizard camped by a dried-up waterhole under the shade of a tree he was completely unable to identify. And he swore as he hacked and hacked at a can of beer, saying, “What kind of idiots put beer in tins?”.
The Last Continent by Terry Pratchett
(It’s a parody of the Australian folk song, Waltzing Matilda, just as the novel is a parody of Australia. The Last Continent made me laugh so hard, from start to finish)
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