Now, there is a tendency at a point like this to look over one’s shoulder at the...– Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic (via avferreira)
He came walking through the thunderstorm and you could tell he was a wizard,...– Terry Pratchett. Equal Rites. (via facecase)
Good evening, gentlemen! Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is...– Maladict, Monstrous Regiment (via pasiphile)
*The vermine is a small black and white relative of the lemming, found in the...– Sourcery by Terry Pratchett (via fabricatidiempvnc)
Wen considered the nature of time and understood that the universe is, instant...– Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett (via pandolfo-malatesta)
Don’t be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It...– Unseen Academicals (via esmereldaweatherwax)
Spelter stared at him across the bubbling varnish. ‘Sourcery?’ ‘The eighth son...– Sourcery by Terry Pratchett (via fabricatidiempvnc)
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the...– Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett (via itseasyjusttolookaway)
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Everyone should occasionally break the law in some small and delightful way,...– Vetinari, Snuff (via sannam)
They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the...– Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards! (via thestarsarelaughing)
Feet of Clay
Vetinari: Commander, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you.
Vetinari: It seems that you have managed to retain this even though you are authority.
Vetinari: That's practically Zen.
Just a skinny, unshaven collection of bad habits marinated in alcohol.– Samuel Vimes on himself at the start of Guards! Guards!. (via pushypotionpeddler)
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The Librarian will have some bananas,” said Rincewind. “Are you sure?” said...– Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett (via fuckyeahrincewind)
People thought he was mad, but this was not technically the case. It was just...– Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms (via anecdotaljar)
The truth isn’t easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is...– from Terry Pratchett’s Sourcery (via serendipitousrainbows)