July 2012
25 posts
No mercy, no redemption. You forced a man to kill his harmless songbird, and...
– Tiffany Aching (I Shall Wear Midnight)
It would have worried Mort if he’d let it. Someone was expecting him. He’d...
– Mort (by Terry Pratchett)
It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by...
– Discworld Series. “The Colour of Magic” by Terry Pratchett. 1983 (via stitchy-wicket)
Dwarfs are very attached to gold. Any highwayman demanding “Your money or your...
– Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms (via anecdotaljar)
‘Kiddo? I’ll have you know the blood of Pharaohs runs in my veins!’
The other...
– Terry Pratchett, Pyramids (1989)
‘There’s some things I shall miss,’ she said. ‘But it gets thin, you know. Life,...
– Mort (Terry Pratchett)
The Morris dance is common to all inhabited worlds in the multiverse.
It...
– Pratchett, T., Reaper Man. (via lists-of-lists)
‘There’s plenty of time to sleep in the grave,’ said Vimes, looking at the ranks...
– Night Watch, Terry Pratchett (via jiggit)
Name me one thing that’s going on that you don’t know about. There - you can’t,...
– Terry Pratchett, “Thud!” (via leprechaunprofessor)
Now the fact is that while the words entered Mort’s ear in their spoken...
– Mort (Terry Pratchett)
‘They’re out there!’ said Carter.
‘And we ain’t got any weapons,’ said...
– Lords and Ladies, Terry Pratchett (via lists-of-lists)
Gentlemen, please,” said the Patrician. “Let’s have no fighting, please. This...
– Jingo by Terry Pratchett (via professorofthaumology)
The Yen Buddhists are the richest religious sect in the universe. They hold that...
– Terry Pratchett (Witches Abroad)
‘Vimes, you have gone insane,’ said Rust. ‘You can’t arrest the commander of an...
– Jingo, Terry Pratchett (via jiggit)
The Ramkins were more highly bred than a hilltop bakery, whereas Corporal Nobbs...
– Terry Pratchett (Men at Arms)