February 2012
41 posts
“Intellectually, Ridcully maintained his position for two reasons. One was that...”
– Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett (via fuckyeahterrypratchett)
Ask the Ankh-Morpork City Watch: "Public Outreach"... →
amcitywatch:
The Patrician has informed me that the Watch is getting a public outreach department. Ha! The only time I like to reach out to the public is to grab whoever I’m chasing.
So now apparently we have to tell the public what we’re doing. And more importantly, the Patrician says, we’re to answer…
“I have told this to few people, gentlemen, and I suspect I never will again, but...”
– Havelock Vetinari, Unseen Academicals
Terry Pratchett
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“Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?”
“Yes,” said the wizard...”
– The Light Fantastic by Terry Pratchett (via diaboundkernel)
OOK*
csiankh-morpork:
*Old books smell musty But in the L-space they’re all new Reading is nearly not fun When I’m not reading with you.
“There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not...”
– Terry Pratchett (via magentastories)
“She was also, by the standards of other people, lost. She would not see it like...”
– Terry Pratchett, Discworld, Equal Rites (via brain152)
“She’d have turned if someone had told her a horrible monster was behind her....”
– The Wee Free Men, Terry Pratchett (via jiggit)
“There were goodbyes. She cried a bit, and her mother cried a lot, and her little...”
– Tiffany’s dad sounds a lot like my own.
~Quote is from A Hat Full of Sky by Terry Pratchett
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“What a bunch. I know you well, gentlemen. You’re in it for the quiet life and...”
– Sam Vimes, Night Watch (by Terry Pratchett)
Ask Moist von Lipwig! →
rinwins:
IT EXISTS, HAHA!
…I may or may not have expended far too much effort making a shiny icon (and by ‘may or may not’ I mean I totally did >_>)
BUT THE POINT IS, Moist will answer questions! Probably in text form, possibly with silly doodles if I ever find the cords to my scanner.
GO GO GO LOOK AT IT
the ghost of corporate future: ATTENTION DISCFAN... →
venivicivetinari:
It has occurred to me while listening to it that some of you might not be aware of the fact that there is a radio play version of Night Watch in existence! It was aired on BBC Radio and I seriously urge you guys to check it out if you’re curious (and judging from the number of NW fans on my list,…
An Interview with Sir Terry Pratchett from Neil... →
hogwartsandthetardis:
Excuse me while I cry at the perfection of this interview.
asktheankhmorporktimes:
“’There’s a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it’s wrong. All...”
– Terry Pratchett (via omniduffer)
“‘You’re a good man, Mister Oats?’ said Granny, conversationally as the echoes...”
– I’m pretty sure this was my favourite part of the whole book.
~Quote is from Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett
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“She’d been a witch here all her life. And one of the things a witch did was...”
– Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum (via fleurdelanuit)
“They were the observers of the operation of the universe, its clerks, its...”
– Thief of Time, Terry Pratchett (via iampurplemontart)
“Lady Ramkin’s bosom rose and fell like an empire.”
– Guards! Guards! (via sirterrypratchett) 