June 2011
65 posts
“You know what the greatest tragedy is in the whole world? It’s all the people...”
– Theda “Ginger” Withel (Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett)
“It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by...”
– Terry Pratchett (via crazier8)
“The lodgings were on the top floor next to the well-guarded premises of a...”
– Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett (via mcchots)
““What sort of helpful things?” he asked. “Washing and sweeping, yesno?”
“If...”
– Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett (via mcchots)
“Nijel drew his sword and held it out in front of him, his arms trembling with...”
– Terry Pratchett - Sourcery (via stephenralexander)
“Inserting the offending books in canisters of negatively polarized octiron and...”
– Terry Pratchett - Discworld (The Colour Of Magic)
“There were a lot of things he could say. ‘Son of a bitch!’ would have been a...”
– Terry Pratchett - The Fifth Elephant (via ekcetra)
“‘But you’re a demon. Demons can’t call things weird. I mean, what’s weird to a...”
– Terry Pratchett - Discworld (The Colour Of Magic)
“And for close-up fighting, as your senior sergeant I explicitly forbid you to...”
– Commander Sam Vimes of the City Watch, Ankh-Morpork (via mesmorino)
“Agnes would have pushed him away. That is, Agnes would have dithered and tried...”
– Carpe Jugulum, Discworld (1998) by Terry Pratchett (via calanthe)
“Perhaps there was a … he racked his brains trying to remember what type of...”
– Terry Pratchett - Discworld (The Colour Of Magic)
“Then its sluggish nervous system brought it the message that it was dead. It...”
– Terry Pratchett - Discworld (The Colour Of Magic)
“He tried to fix that thought in case it came in useful, but some mental...”
– (via bubblesrmagic)
Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
“The axiom ‘Honest men have nothing to fear from the police’ is currently under...”
– Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms (via funwithautonomy)
“Ridcully: Books must be treated with respect, we feel that in our bones, because...”
– PRATCHETT, Terry. Going Postal (via batatatransgenica)
“- I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. I WAS THE GRAVE OF ALL HOPE. I WAS THE...”
– Mort by Terry Pratchett (via jedandvatricetiri)
“His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools — the Cynics, the...”
– We meet Dydactylos the philosopher (Small Gods)
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“Take the kangaroo, for instance. You can work out how much energy a kangaroo...”
– Terry Pratchett, The Science of Discworld (via fabrega)
“He sighed. “Lose me own head next. I done a whole world once and completely left...”
– Eric; Terry Pratchett (via poisoned-angel)
“A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.”
– Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards! (via bygoshbygolly)
“‘Sorry?’ said Carrot. ‘If it’s just a thing, how can it commit murder? A sword...”
– Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson, Feet Of Clay (Terry Pratchett)
“‘And then go down to the docks and hire a troll and tell him to stand in the...”
– Terry Pratchett, Soul Music (via cool-tapes)
“The enemy isn’t men or women, it’s stupid people, and nobody has the right to be...”
– Jingo (via sirterrypratchett)
“And still the music flooded out….It made you want to kick down walls and ascend...”
– Terry Pratchett, Soul Music (via cool-tapes)
“The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the...”
– Terry Pratchett (via logicordeath)
“You’ve got to sound like you’re pissing brandy and crapping plum puddings.”
– Albert - Hogswatch (via fefetheteagirl)
“His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray...”
– Night Watch (via esmereldaweatherwax)
“Things were simpler then…And also very, very stupid.”
– Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum (via fragmentsshoredagainstmyruin)
“Instead, people would take pains to tell her that beauty was only skin-deep, as...”
– Maskerade (via esmereldaweatherwax)
“An upturned tortoise is the ninth most pathetic thing in the entire multiverse....”
– Small Gods by Terry Pratchett (via blithedaze)
“After you’d known Christine for any length of time, you found yourself fighting...”
– Maskerade (via esmereldaweatherwax)
“They thought that you could see life through books but you couldn’t, the reason...”
– Terry Pratchett - Carpe Jugulum (via ekcetra)
“He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for...”
– The Light Fantastic (via esmereldaweatherwax)
“The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the...”
– Eric (via madscienceoverlord)
“But there is the truth and, then again, there is The Truth, in the face of which...”
– The Folklore of Discworld, Terry Pratchett (via luna-rainbow)
“The current Patrician, head of the extremely rich and powerful Vetinari family,...”
– Terry Pratchett - Sourcery (via beethovens-socks)
“Many feel they are called to the priesthood, but what they really hear is an...”
– Terry Pratchett, ‘Small gods’ (via popsiclemelts)
“Asking someone to repeat a phrase you’d not only heard very clearly but were...”
– Witches Abroad (via esmereldaweatherwax) 