March 2011
32 posts
“Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat...”
– Interesting Times, Terry Pratchett (via neskwikk)
“Sodomy non sapiens,” said Albert under his breath.
“What does that mean?”...”
– ‘Mort’ by Terry Pratchett. (via fainiel)
“Oook”
– Librarian (Unseen University)
“Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for...”
– Jingo, Terry Pratchett (via neskwikk)
“No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at...”
– Terry Pratchett, ‘Men at arms’ (via popsiclemelts)
“Chairity ain’t giving people what you wants to give, it’s giving people what...”
– Albert, Hogfather (via upulkuchen)
“Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of...”
– Maladict, Monstrous Regiment (via r-colored)
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“It’s the things you believe which make you human. Good things and bad things,...”
– Death (Hogfather by Terry Pratchett)
“The less you know - the less it matters.”
– Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg in Wyrd Sisters (via shorina)
“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a...”
– Terry Pratchett (Thief of Time)
“‘They [clowns] are tragic,’ said Vetinari, ‘and we laugh at their tragedy as we...”
– Terry Pratchett’s Making Money (via fourwasmydoctor)
“I can’t change the past. But I can change the present, so that when it becomes...”
– Terry Pratchett - I Shall Wear Midnight (via nellyphant)
“‘Multiple exclamation marks,’ he went on, shaking his head,...”
– Eric
“The shortest unit of ‘time’ in the multiverse is the New York...”
– Lords and Ladies
“It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was, of course, completely...”
– Pyramids
“It’s vital to remember who you really are. It’s very important. It...”
– Sourcery
“Pardon me for living, I’m sure.”
NO ONE GETS PARDONED FOR LIVING”
– Mort
“The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the...”
– Jingo
“You couldn’t stop Tradition. You could only add to it.”
– The Last Continent
“‘How would people get worried if they weren’t told how to be?’”
– Terry Pratchett Unseen Academicals (via Reid Schaefer)
“There is a curse.
They say:
May you live in interesting times.”
– Interesting Times
“Some people are heroes. And some people jot down notes.”
– Terry Pratchett, The Truth (via skysedge)
“Traditionally, in the lexicon of pathos, such a bear should only have one eye,...”
– Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals (via theconartiste)
“Oh mythology. Mythology’s just the folktales of people who’ve won ‘cos they had...”
– Granny Weatherwax, Carper Jugulum (via squidbait) 