November 2011
28 posts
You do the job that’s in front of you.
– Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh, Commander of the City Watch, Blackboard Monitor. (Terry Pratchett’s Nightwatch)
Granny Weatherwax looked at her sister witches. Gammer Brevis she couldn’t...
– ~ Quote is from Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett (via fabricatidiempvnc)
Vimes reached behind the desk and picked up a faded copy of Twurp’s Peerage or,...
– Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay (via tgadding)
‘I thought she was going to get married to the king,’ said Gammer Brevis....
– —I love when the witches get together and have a good natter. It often leads to something dirty.
~Quote is from Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett
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There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those...
– Terry Pratchett, The Truth (via tgadding)
Interestingly enough, the gods of the Discworld have never bothered much about...
– From “Faust Eric” by Terry Pratchett (via webcomber)
Nanny Ogg was more sympathetic but had a tendency to come out with what Magrat...
– Witches Abroad, Terry Pratchett (via theincidentwiththedragon)
Knowledge = Power = Energy = Matter = Mass. A library is just a genteel black...
– Mort - Terry Pratchett (via pancakesondeck)
Did I say that I am a politician? Cunning: artful, sly, deceptive, shrewd,...
– (Lord) Havelock Vetinari, “Unseen Academicals” by Terry Pratchett (via uncdan)
But sometimes it seemed like the life of Jeremy had been assembled by a not very...
– Thief of Time (Terry Pratchett)
Seems to apply to my life too.
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Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some...
– Terry Pratchett - The Colour Of Magic (via diaboundkernel)
You, sir, are no gentleman,” said Rust.
“I knew there was something about me...
– Jingo (via esmereldaweatherwax)
Nanny Ogg could think her way through a corkscrew in a tornado without touching...
– Terry Pratchett - Maskerade (via nameinvain)
There is where the gods play games with the lives of men, on a board which is at...
– Terry Pratchett - Interesting Times (via ragetti1)
Vimes could sense the tension in the web. It was just waiting for some idiot to...
– Night Watch, Terry Pratchett (via dartling)
Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of...
– Terry Pratchett - Small Gods (via draodoir-mna)
The Battle of Koom Valley is the only one known to history where both sides...
– Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett (via ragetti1)
No. Carcer needs an arrow in his leg just to get his attention. You shoot...
– Sam Vimes and Havelock Vetinari
Night Watch
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