May 2013
9 posts
May 18th
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May 17th
79 notes
“Nothing’s louder than the end of a song that’s always been there.”
– The Wee Free Men - Terry Pratchett (via goldshitter)
May 16th
33 notes
“If you didn’t find some way of stopping it, people would go on asking...”
– The Wee Free Men, Terry Pratchett (via catefrankie)
May 15th
44 notes
“Everything that exists, yearns to live. That’s what the cycle of life is all...”
– Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett (via herrissyvoo)
May 11th
36 notes
“Death sat on a mountaintop. It wasn’t particularly high, or bare, or sinister....”
– Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett (via herrissyvoo)
May 10th
79 notes
Which Discworld Character are you like (with pics)... →
May 7th
50 notes
“I believe in freedom, Mr. Lipwig. Not many people do, although they will, of...”
– Terry Pratchett, Going Postal (2004)
May 3rd
121 notes
May 1st
44 notes
April 2013
19 posts
Apr 28th
254 notes
Apr 28th
1,782 notes
“I can blow anything,” said Glod. “Realllly?” said Imp. He sought for some...”
– Terry Pratchett, Soul Music (via slythwolf)
Apr 27th
104 notes
Apr 27th
177 notes
Apr 24th
69 notes
“Things were simpler then,” said the Count. “And also very, very stupid.”
– Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum (via fragmentsshoredagainstmyruin)
Apr 23rd
38 notes
“Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with...”
– Terry Pratchett, Mort (via quotebook-notebook)
Apr 21st
84 notes
“Albert grunted. “Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?”...”
– Terry Pratchett, Mort (via quotebook-notebook)
Apr 19th
88 notes
“Do you know what it feels like to be aware of every star, every blade of grass?...”
– Terry Pratchett - A Hat Full of Sky (via goldshitter)
Apr 19th
73 notes
Apr 17th
139 notes
“The hot wind flapped the banners. The sunlight sparkled off the spears. Lord...”
– Terry Pratchett, Jingo (via gadding-about)
Apr 17th
40 notes
Apr 14th
40 notes
“He tossed the paper aside. ‘Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy...”
– Jingo, Sir Terry Pratchett (via ragetiger-industries)
Apr 14th
65 notes
“‘Shall we try a different way?’ she said, and snapped her fingers. ‘Yes!’ the...”
– Thief of Time, Terry Pratchett (via jiggit)
Apr 12th
26 notes
“Imp hesitated, as people do when, after having used a language all their lives,...”
– Terry Pratchett, “Soul Music” (via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)
Apr 10th
45 notes
“Magicians and scientists are, on the face of it, poles apart. Certainly, a group...”
– Terry Pratchett, “The Science of Discworld” (via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)
Apr 10th
90 notes
“There’s no point in believing in things that exist….if they exist, you don’t...”
– Terry Pratchett “Small Gods” (via thevortexofourminds)
Apr 8th
133 notes
Apr 8th
26 notes
“He watched the piano jerk and wobble down the marble steps and around the...”
– Terry Pratchett, Soul Music (via the-alchemist-guild)
Apr 1st
16 notes
March 2013
22 posts
“It had been an uneventful night. About an hour earlier, a sixty-four-foot organ...”
– Terry Pratchett, Soul Music (via the-alchemist-guild)
Mar 28th
55 notes
Mar 28th
111 notes
“However, assassins black doesn’t frighten everyone, and in certain sections of...”
– Terry Pratchett, I love you. I  I I love you, Terry Pratchett. (via jaapr)
Mar 26th
122 notes
“He jerked himself upright, swung his legs off the bed, and folded up. It was a...”
– Terry Pratchett, “Feet of Clay” (via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)
Mar 26th
23 notes
“Commander Vimes, on the other hand, was all for giving criminals a short, sharp...”
– Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay (via the-alchemist-guild)
Mar 23rd
45 notes
“Vetinari watched him go, and sighed. ‘He does so like a dramatic exit,’ he said....”
– Terry Pratchett, “Feet of Clay” (via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)
Mar 22nd
53 notes
““Ah, Mr. Reacher Gilt,” said Vetinari, looking directly at him. “I’m so… pleased...”
– Terry Pratchett, Going Postal (via the-alchemist-guild)
Mar 21st
30 notes
Mar 20th
50 notes
“One of the remarkable innovations introduced by the Patrician was to make the...”
– Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards! (via the-alchemist-guild)
Mar 18th
65 notes
“Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at the...”
– Terry Pratchett, Soul Music (via camishcd)
Mar 17th
51 notes
Thinking about "Night Watch"
uncdan: I really want to discuss one of my favourite Terry Pratchett novels, “Night Watch.”  Possible spoilers below the line.  Read More
Mar 15th
12 notes
“Drumknott, with meticulous timing, put a cup of coffee in front of his master,...”
– Terry Pratchett, Snuff (via the-alchemist-guild)
Mar 15th
9 notes
Mar 15th
95 notes
“People like to be told what they already know. Remember that. They get...”
– Lord Vetinari, Terry Pratchett’s The Truth (via hsimah)
Mar 13th
150 notes
“The Patrician’s domestic staff looked up from their dinner. “When you say...”
– Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay (via the-alchemist-guild)
Mar 10th
22 notes
““You know, I think there probably is some law against selling weapons to the...”
– Terry Pratchett, Jingo (via i-am-lucys-red-dress)
Mar 8th
27 notes
“Yes, it was fascinating. You could become famous just for being, well, famous....”
– Lord Havelock Vetinari in Terry Pratchett’s “Moving Pictures” (via it-sounds-uncommon-nonsense)
Mar 6th
35 notes
“Feudal system! Pay attention. Feudal system. King on top, then barons and...”
– Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies (via leo-topp)
Mar 4th
50 notes
“‘Every evil tyrant has a plan to rule the world. The good people don’t seem to...”
– Havelock Vetinari in Terry Pratchett’s “Guards! Guards!” (via it-sounds-uncommon-nonsense)
Mar 3rd
60 notes
“When does it start? There are very few starts. Oh, some things seem to be...”
– Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies (via leo-topp)
Mar 2nd
54 notes
Mar 2nd
86 notes
““I think you may have got it stuck up your bum. I mean, good grief! A bit of...”
– Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay (via the-alchemist-guild)
Mar 1st
22 notes